I'm gonna be hypnotized
To stop me from smokin'
Everyone keeps telling me
It's bad for my voice
I'm gonna stay home tonight
So I don't get hungover
Get myself a takeaway
And watch M-T-V
This is not a confessional song
I'm just singin' to myself
My situations didn't leave me strong
Everybody needs a little help
Got myself a little dog
(Sasha)
She's eighteen weeks old now
Guess, she's just a substitute
But I don't know what for
I was born a Catholic
Poor father Delaney
Now I'm on a guilt trip
That I try to suppress
This is not a confessional song
I'm just singin' to myself
Ooh, the situations didn't leave me strong
Everybody needs a little help
This is not a confessional song
I'm just singin' to myself
Ooh, the situations didn't leave me strong
Everybody needs a little help
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