Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala
Tedium is overcome
From obscurity
Through melody
And when I'm blind
It helps me see through your key
No one can touch
No need to rush
Presented by
My alibi
And when I'm down
It brings me round so easy
At eight 'o clock I'll take my leave
And when I'm done and dusted tonight I'm gonna be
I'll be your karaoke queen
It's not me you see
I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be
It's just a three-minute song
It doesn't last very long
But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be
And you can dance
Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala
Common sense has excuses
Recklessness its uses
But don't go fusing silence
With charisma
At nine 'o clock you can count on me
But when I'm up, I'm ready tonight I'm gonna be
I'll be your karaoke queen
It's not me you see
I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be
It's just a three-minute song
It doesn't last very long
But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be
Where you can dance
Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala
I'm doomed to fail
The stage gives way
It's an apostrophe
To my legacy
But though I'm bruised I'll happily do it all again
At ten 'o clock don't wait up for me
Cause when I'm up, I'm ready tonight I'm gonna be
Matthew!
I'll be your karaoke queen
It's not me you see
I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be
It's just a three-minute song
It doesn't last very long
But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be
And you can dance if you wanna show appreciation
But step up to the mike for the full sensation
And you can dance
And you can dance
And you can
Ooh lalala, ooh shalalalalalala
Yeah you can
Ooh lalala, ooh shalalalalalala
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