Sappy Love Song lyrics

the perfect love song
doesn't make you cry
it's filled with sorrow
and brutal goodbyes

so if she's cryin'
you know you've done something right
and if she hates you
you'll sleep better at night

the perfect lover
never holds your hand
the perfect date feels
just like a one night stand

the perfect girlfriend
says this is the end
the perfect breakup
ends in "can we be friends?"