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CUSSER – Everything you do, you do it for stew
Looking at your teeth - we will find
What plaque means to you
Search your arse - search your hole
When we find plaque there we will search for more
Don't tell me it's not worth brushin’ for
You can't tell me it's not worth smilin' for
You know it's true
Everything you do - you do it for stew
Look into your flab - we will find
There's nothin' you can’t hide
Take me as I am - take my ham
I would give it all - I couldn’t sacrifice
Don't tell me you don’t eat pies no more
You can't help it - there's nothin' you want more
You know it's true
Everything you do - you do it for stew
There's no top - like carrot top
And no other - could get hairy
There's no-one – on this planet
Who can have - an afromole
Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth flossing for
you can help it – brushing’s not a bore
Yeah, we brush ‘em for you – we’d eat pie for you
All the while for you - Yeah we'd shave it for you
You know it's true
Everything you do - Ohhh, you do it for stew
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