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One sunny morningThe preacher went a'huntingHe carried along his shotgunAnd along came a grey gooseGun went a'boom-boomAnd down come the grey gooseSix weeks of fallingHe was six weeks a'haulingThen my wife and your wifeHim a'feather pickingHe was six weeks a'pickin'Then they put him on the parboilHe was six weeks a'boilin'And they put him on the tableThe knife wouldn't cut himNo the knife wouldn't cut himNo the knife wouldn't cut himSo they took him to the hog penBut the hog couldn't eat himNo the hog wouldn't eat himSo they took him to the saw millBut the saw couldn't eat himAnd the last time I saw himHe was flying across the oceanYeah the last time I saw himHe was flying across the oceanWith a long string a'goslin'And they're all going quack-quackYeah they're all going quack-quackAnd they're all going quack-quackAnd he broke the hog's teeth outAnd he broke the hog's teeth outAnd he broke the saw's teeth outAnd he broke the saw's teeth outAnd the last time I saw himHe
was flying across the oceanFlying across the oceanWith a long string a'goslin'And they're all going quack-quackYeah they're all going quack-quack
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