Never met a German
Never even seen one
Read it on the newsstand that day
That the tanks are rolling
Next thing I remember is that I'm walking in the army
Following instructions it isn't very charming
Oh (ohohohohoh)
Even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher
Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders
I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling
Crashing through the borders
It's good to be a general
Just tell these idiots what to do...hehe
Anyone in my position would love it to I say:
Oh(ohohohohoh)
Even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh ? even now I couldn't get much higher
Never never never
Now I am a German
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