In April when your barge sailed through
I fell in love with you
Alas my paramour alack
A stranger to me 'til the test comes back
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Oh the micro-organism
Oh the micro-organism
Dive in the gene pool down you swim
Down to where the light grows thin
Flail little fishies flail if you can
But avoid the micro-organism man
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Caffeine sugar and THC
Is all that the doctors are gonna find in me
When they do the autopsy
The micro-organism won't get me
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God is good and God is great
God's a big invertebrate
God made the river change it's route
But he won't pull the micro-organism out
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The cowslips bloom and the bluebells too
Here's advice I'll give to you
Rattle your sword before you strike
And never kiss anyone you like
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