All around the country coast to coast,
People always say, what do you like most,
I don't want to brag, I dont want to boast,
I'd always tell them, I like toast
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!
I get up in the morning about 6 AM
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a peice of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the leaver and the wires get hot, i get toast
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
Now theres no secret to toasting perfection
theres a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops to soon press down again, make toast
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
When the first cave man drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and eggs
Must had been a genus, got in his head
plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread make toast
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
a oui monsieur bonjour coquette
au croissant au va-et-vien
A maurice et violette eilfel tower
a oui marret bagguette bonsoir
FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
In chicago or on the bob and tom show
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!
(weird noises)
toast
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