(jane jane james bond)
Everybody’s stuck in the middle,
With something for nothing.
Original is nothing new.
Everybody stares in the mirror,
Looking for a partner,
Let’s look for something better to do.
She’s james bond in a dress.
Diamonds forever are all she wears.
Loaded and ready to go,
Riding her car like diva desire.
He’s [marlaner] in a suit,
Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots.
Someone’s wife that he met on the phone.
She’s user-friendly.
She’s taken it home.
Chorus
He’s gay, he’s straight.
He’s black and he’s white.
He’ll be anything she wants him to be tonight,
[barbie or boy]
And a little bit more.
Loverboy to lovergirl,
He’s flexible.
She’s loveable.
He’s flexible
. I’m flexible tonight.
(jane jane james bond)
(jane jane james bond)
(jane jane james bond)
Verse two
I’m an angel dressed in drag.
Dream of the nightmares,
You wish you’d had.
[semi-sonic],
Inside out.
When you’re gravity free,
You don’t have to shout.
Chorus
I’m gay, I’m straight.
I’m black and I’m white.
I’ll be anything you want me to be tonight,
[barbie or bored],
And a little bit more.
Loverboy to lovergirl,
I’m flexible.
She’s loveable.
He’s flexible,
Adorable, tonight.
(jane jane james bond)
Tonight.
(jane jane james bond)
Tonight.
(jane jane james bond)
(jane jane james bond)
Interlude
I’ll be your father, your mother,
Or teacher, a lover.
From sinner, confesser.
A naked cross-dresser,
Who looks like the preacher.
Barbie in leather.
I’ll even be your three speed vibrator.
Verse three
She’s james bond in a dress.
Diamonds forever are all she wears.
Sensational. incredible.
Remarkable. remarked upon.
She’s flexible. flexible.
He’s straight.
Yeah
Chorus
She’s gay, she’s straight.
She’s black and she’s white.
She’ll be anything you want her to be tonight,
[barbie or boy],
And a little bit more.
Loverboy to lovergirl,
I’m’s flexible.
She’s loveable.
He’s flexible,
Adorable, tonight.
Ending
Repeated {(jane jane james bond)
Throughout (are you flexible tonight? )
Don’t you know,
[there’s always a chance],
The world is not enough.
He’s a tuxedo angel, crossdressing tonight.
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