Ed's Uncle Elwyn
Ed's Uncle Elwyn
Oh, Ed's Uncle Elwyn
My Uncle Elwyn is tall
My Uncle Elwyn is small
My Elwyn plays mean basketball
He's about 45, maybe 55, 60
I'm not sure, once he fixed me
A drink, I was about 5 years old
It was Kool-Aid and pop,
I thought that was cold.
Cold meaning good,
Cold's supposed to be bad
But I thought I would change some things
I'd change their meanings
I've been demeaning,
Once, twice maybe three times
I asked my uncle Elwyn,
He's a mime he said:
Ed's Uncle Elwyn
That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again
That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again
That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again
That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, that's my Uncle
contributed by:
Rob Tricchinelli
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