Step one, dont kill yourself
Step two, dont do yourself in
Step three, dont play with knives
Step four, dont trust anyone
When youre kicked around and knocked down
And youve got nothing left to give
And you cant breathe, and you cant hear yourself think
Climb up on your box, take the rope down from the beam
Baby wake up, its not a dream
Yes youve made it, youre here
At the failed suicide club
Sitting in a circle, crying
Step five, stay alive
Step six, get a quick fix
Step seven, dont go to heaven
Step eight, just wait
When youre put down like a little kid
And youve got nowhere to live
And you wanna go, but your feet stick to the floor
Come back from the edge, put your shoes back on
Baby come here, its our song
Yes youve made it, youre here
At the failed suicide club
Sitting in a circle, smiling
Yes youve made it, youre here
At the failed suicide club
Sitting in a circle, smiling
Step nine, put the bomb down
Step ten, put your clothes on
Step eleven, lets find love
Step twelveat the club
Yes youve made it, youre here
At the failed suicide club
Sitting in a circle, smiling
Yes youve made it, youre here
At the failed suicide club
Sitting in a circle, smiling
Yes youve made it, youre here
Yes youve made it, youre here
Yes youve made it, youre here
Yes youve made it, youre here
Yes youve made it, youre here
At the failed suicide club
Sitting in a circle, smiling...
Smiling.
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