Chances are you've heard this
But your headphones mute your equilibrium
Hearing tests the mattress hit the mistress fooled
But nothing ever felt this good
Wake you up and shake you
But your motor skills still speak in slurs
Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]
Chances are you've curved this
The volume of the speakers must be proud
Don't change your tune
A princess' work is never done
In the bed and breakfast beck and call
Wake you up and shake you
But your motor skills still speak in slurs
Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]
Eeyor chase your own [x2]
Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]
Brown shirt italian cut
Goose step and call our bluff
Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes
Will the decibels work as bifocals
[x2]
Chances are you've heard this
Chances are you've curved this again
Don't change your tune
In hearing tests again
Court jester don't kill the humor [x3]
Eeyor chase your own [x2]
Court jester don't kill the humor
Brown shirt italian cut
Goose step and call our bluff
Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes
Will the decibels work as bifocals
[x2]
Brown shirt italian cut
Goose step and call our bluff
[x2]
Chances are you've heard this
Chances are you've curved this again
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