She's the prettiest Dairy Queen girl in Baton
Rouge
at least that's what she hearsfrom Uncle Lou
a look passes between them
a lust not pretended
who knows what nature intended
he strokes her hair
she kisses him on the lips
he can't believe her stare
riding back between her hips
crossing all the state lines
don't want to do time
13 and 49
he can't believe his luck
She calls him Uncle Fuck
uncle wants candy baby's gonna give him some
her babyskin just turns him on
young looking eyes a young lust unhaunted
she's giving him head when he sees him face
he's on America's Most Wanted
he grows a beard
they only go out at night
she says uncle I am scared
he says everything will be all right
crossing all the state lines
don't want to do time
13 and 49
they can't believe their luck
she calls him Uncle Fuck
and when they make love it's like time stands still
and morals don't matter and I guess they never
will
and they dream of a better world
a world without censure
where no one will fuck with them again
crossing all the state lines
don't want to do time
13 and 49
he says hey bebe away we'll go
down south to Mexico
they're still there as far as I know
he can't believe his luck
she calls him Uncle Fuck
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