Well I walked in the band just stunk
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this raucous.
But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping long with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me.
Then some stranger asked me to dance
And I revealed to her my two left feet
Said don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and an old memory.
Then after three rounds of Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before.
Well around five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
And after round seven or was it eight
I bought a round for the whole damn place.
And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was down to that worn and about to give in
and after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again
I lost count and started counting again.
One round with Jose Cuervo
Gimme two rounds with Jose Cuervo
How 'bout three rounds with Jose Cuervo!
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