Nerds In Love lyrics

I try to process these feelings but get "does not compute"I tried to multiply our love but you took the square rootWhenever I see you I don't know what to sayIt's like my mind goes from dsl to 56kI've looked for girls online, but don't get any playNow I'm forced to get off to Japanese animeWe would stay up late playing dungeons and dragonsYou can be my Sam, and I'll be your Frodo BagginsI'm just a nerd in love, But I don't know what to doIt's hard to get a girl when your weight is lower than your IQMaybe she'll look past the headgear and all of my acneI still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice meI can be Hans Solo and you can be LeiaIf I was less like Screech and more like AC SlaterYou're the only girl that makes my floppy disk hardI can hack in a mainframe but not in your heartIf I could be with you, I'd treat you with kindnessAnd protect you from harm, like Norton anti-virusBut you are like Hollywood and I'm like Bit TorrentMy love for you is steady like gravitational constants
I'm just a nerd in love and I feel out of placeI'll have to specialize in gynecology so I can get to 2nd baseUnless she finds sarcasm appealing and greasy hair sexyI still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice meI just want to be with girl and not get any rejectionWho will dress like a hot alien at star trek conventionsWho's as precious to me as a rare PokemonAnd who knows the difference between and a Warlock and a ShamanBut We're just nerds in love, reality's too far goneCause we're too much like Steve Urkel and not enough like StephanBut one day we'll be CEOs and have lots of moneyBut until then, our only friends will be our PC's